What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 14:53
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This nonhormonal hot-flash remedy gives options to women, experts say - The Washington Post
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Mets and Dodgers are more than living up to heavyweight billing - New York Post
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
No go.
How do I get over a long-term relationship breakup?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What are some hard truths that MAGA needs to hear?
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Vikingo closes historic Worlds Collide with impressive win over Chad Gable - Cageside Seats
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Becky Lynch wins the Intercontinental title at Money in the Bank - Cageside Seats
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
60 years ago, Ed White went out for walk photo of the day for June 3, 2025 - Space
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What is one thing you've learned from life?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
What is one thing nice you did for someone today or something they did for you?
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds